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The outcome of Wednesday’s much-vaunted impeachment trial was hardly surprising, and even the key players seemed to be sleepwalking through the process.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-TN) and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) appeared particularly dispassionate during their closing remarks and thanks to Senatorial staff.

The only people who are particularly excited about Wednesday’s acquittal vote are people on social media.

Supporters of President Donald Trump are unduly excited, while progressive “Resistance” voices are outraged by the result of a vote that pretty much everyone saw coming.

The former doesn’t make for particularly exciting reading, so we compiled a list of the latter to showcase some of the most humorous instances of Twitter salt.

Salt levels escalating.

The journalist who unsuccessfully tried to swindle Target out of a toothbrush for $1 and harass an employee online also weighed in.

Salt levels reaching terminal capacity.

Twitter users may be ridiculed for lack of intellectual and social productivity, but their zealous devotion to Being Mad Online is cannot be questioned.

 

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